I swear the McD Monopoly game is rigged (again)

There is no easy to way to say this… but, every single time I come close to landing on a piece on the online game, it automatically shifts to the next one. I have no clue as to how ANYONE actually wins this game or even has the ability to do so. I’m always like one away, just like in the game they have at the store. It sucks and it puts a bad taste in my mouth.

Unfortunately, I’ve been being a fast food junkie and playing the game because I thought it would be awesome to actually win something like that for once, but it’s not. It sucks. I feel like a lard too. All thanks to McDonald’s and its trickery! You guys are killing us all with your fast food and making us play this addicting game.

Although, it really doesn’t help that I’m addicted to the REAL life game of Monopoly, so this is just an added bonus. Food + real money + Monopoly = My cup of tea. However, I think the food is making me ill, so I’m going to have to stop eating it here shortly. My stomach can only handle so much disgusting grease.

I’ve noticed though, (on a side note/fast food tangent) I can eat Chick-Fil-A with no problem. I don’t know if its because they cook their meat and their fries in peanut oil (which is healthier for you), they clean out their grease traps and redo them, or if they are just better all around, but I never feel like I’m going to puke after I eat it. Which makes me happy.

In any case, I don’t believe that we will ever win that Monopoly game and I guarantee you that the people they put all of the internet and the bags were all paid to take pretty pictures and pretend they won money when each probably got paid about $5 million dollars to stand there and take a picture.

That’s my two cents.